Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Week's Top Picks (July 9)

Anne Hathaway: 100% FIERCE

Last winter was all about red, and no one did it better than the insanely beautiful Anne Hathaway. Rocketed into stardom by her adorable role as "Andy" in The Devil Wears Prada, Hathaway epitomizes classic beauty and youth with her dark hair, fair skin, and giant brown eyes. She was born to wear red!

Love or hate the flowers on this one strap Valentino dress, there's no denying that Hathaway looks totally FIERCE!









Faith Hill: 100% Tranny

Ok country music superstar, this isn't Grease and you are not Olivia Newton John. Those pants are so tranny, I don't even know where to begin. Perhaps I'll start by asking you where on earth you even managed to find shiny, black, skin-tight, spandex/pleather pants that taper at the ankle? The "I want to look like a cross between the Penguin from Batman and a 1960's musical character" Halloween shop?

And that top? I didn't realize they made curtains that shiny.

Faith, you my have a hot husband and several CMT awards, but that outfit is just plain TRANNY!





Jordin Sparks: 100% HOT MESS

American Idol winner, and potential linebacker, could not be more of a hot mess in this "hello kitty" I heart NY t-shirt. Why did she even leave the house like that? No, why does she own that shirt?

Jordin, are you actually an American 17-year-old, or are you a 5-year-old Chinese girl? Say GOOD-BYE to the hello kitty and please invest in some decent clothes that won't make me gag on my Pellegrino.

Jordin- your hot mess of an outfit is wearing on my fashion patience just like a Tattoo.

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