Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The Week's Top Picks- July 2

Kristin Davis- 100% FIERCE

This ageless beauty could have been ranked nothing but fierce in her gorgeous, open-front black dress and strappy heels. Damn, I hope I look like that at 40.

Kristin Davis, known best for playing the stupidly naiive, prude, biological-clock ticking Charlotte on HBO's "Sex and the City," has often been described as the hottest of the four 40+ women on the show.

She's also known for her tragic role with SJP's husband, Matthew Broderick (Ferris Bueller), in 2006's flop "Deck the Halls." Kristin may play some seriously annoying characters on screen, but her outfit is MEGA FIERCE!





Beyonce- 100% Tranny

Ok, what the hell was she thinking?

This looks like a bad prom dress from an Alabama high school in the early 90s. Did someone actually MAKE that dress or did she get hit by a truck full of aluminum cans on the way to the Grammys?

And pale blue tulle? This isn't a ghetto fabulous wedding, but apparently Beyonce was all set to be a bridesmaid.

Beyonce, known for her "master cleanse" diet of lemonade and pepper and her not-so-secret wedding to Jay Z, is often looked upon as the fiercest of the fierce. Not today.

Beyonce, sweetie, your hair may challenge your race and your voice may be fierce, but that dress is just plain TRANNY.


Kate Hudsen- 100% HOT MESS

Really Kate? When you looked in the mirror right before you left the house/hotel and you saw yourself in that foul purple jacket, did you say to yourself "yeah, I look hot" ??

Leave the purple suede to the gays and Batman villains.

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