Thursday, July 17, 2008

The Week's Top Picks (July 16)

Penelope Cruz: 100% FIERCE

So, this dress may look like a hot mess of pink satin feathers, but this Spanish starlett somehow manages to pull it off.

I think just about anyone else would have looked like a total jack ass in a dress only seen in fashion shows hosted by psychotic designers. You know the ones I'm talking about. But Penelope showed us: fashion might be ridiculous, but the fiercest people can always achieve greatness.



Jessica Alba: 100% TRANNY

Ok, admittedly this was my Halloween costume one year in college. Yes, I had the bustier, the chaps, and fringed gloves. But at least I looked fierce!

Jessica Alba, the smokin' hotty known here for playing Nancy Callahan in Sin City (the little girl turned stripper), can often pull off even the most ghetto outfits. Need we mention Honey?

But unfortunately, the fans of FierceOrTranny.com had something else in mind.

Jessica, you may be the girl every guy in America wants to get with, but that outfit is just plain TRANNY!




Lucy Liu: 100% HOT MESS

Um, wtf is that?

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