The Week's Top Picks (July 16)

Penelope Cruz: 100% FIERCE

So, this dress may look like a hot mess of pink satin feathers, but this Spanish starlett somehow manages to pull it off.

I think just about anyone else would have looked like a total jack ass in a dress only seen in fashion shows hosted by psychotic designers. You know the ones I'm talking about. But Penelope showed us: fashion might be ridiculous, but the fiercest people can always achieve greatness.

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Jessica Alba: 100% TRANNY

Ok, admittedly this was my Halloween costume one year in college. Yes, I had the bustier, the chaps, and fringed gloves. But at least I looked fierce!

Jessica Alba, the smokin' hotty known here for playing Nancy Callahan in Sin City (the little girl turned stripper), can often pull off even the most ghetto outfits. Need we mention Honey?

But unfortunately, the fans of FierceOrTranny.com had something else in mind.

Jessica, you may be the girl every guy in America wants to get with, but that outfit is just plain TRANNY!

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Lucy Liu: 100% HOT MESS

Um, wtf is that?

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The Week's Top Picks (July 9)

Anne Hathaway: 100% FIERCE

Last winter was all about red, and no one did it better than the insanely beautiful Anne Hathaway. Rocketed into stardom by her adorable role as "Andy" in The Devil Wears Prada, Hathaway epitomizes classic beauty and youth with her dark hair, fair skin, and giant brown eyes. She was born to wear red!

Love or hate the flowers on this one strap Valentino dress, there's no denying that Hathaway looks totally FIERCE!

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Faith Hill: 100% Tranny

Ok country music superstar, this isn't Grease and you are not Olivia Newton John. Those pants are so tranny, I don't even know where to begin. Perhaps I'll start by asking you where on earth you even managed to find shiny, black, skin-tight, spandex/pleather pants that taper at the ankle? The "I want to look like a cross between the Penguin from Batman and a 1960's musical character" Halloween shop?

And that top? I didn't realize they made curtains that shiny.

Faith, you my have a hot husband and several CMT awards, but that outfit is just plain TRANNY!

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Jordin Sparks: 100% HOT MESS

American Idol winner, and potential linebacker, could not be more of a hot mess in this "hello kitty" I heart NY t-shirt. Why did she even leave the house like that? No, why does she own that shirt?

Jordin, are you actually an American 17-year-old, or are you a 5-year-old Chinese girl? Say GOOD-BYE to the hello kitty and please invest in some decent clothes that won't make me gag on my Pellegrino.

Jordin- your hot mess of an outfit is wearing on my fashion patience just like a Tattoo.

Clear Heels Don't Belong Off the Pole

So don't buy them.... unless of course you're a dancer :-)
These shoes rated: 100% TRANNY

HOLY SHIT FIERCE!

The Week's Top Picks- July 2

Kristin Davis- 100% FIERCE

This ageless beauty could have been ranked nothing but fierce in her gorgeous, open-front black dress and strappy heels. Damn, I hope I look like that at 40.

Kristin Davis, known best for playing the stupidly naiive, prude, biological-clock ticking Charlotte on HBO's "Sex and the City," has often been described as the hottest of the four 40+ women on the show.

She's also known for her tragic role with SJP's husband, Matthew Broderick (Ferris Bueller), in 2006's flop "Deck the Halls." Kristin may play some seriously annoying characters on screen, but her outfit is MEGA FIERCE!

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Beyonce- 100% Tranny

Ok, what the hell was she thinking?

This looks like a bad prom dress from an Alabama high school in the early 90s. Did someone actually MAKE that dress or did she get hit by a truck full of aluminum cans on the way to the Grammys?

And pale blue tulle? This isn't a ghetto fabulous wedding, but apparently Beyonce was all set to be a bridesmaid.

Beyonce, known for her "master cleanse" diet of lemonade and pepper and her not-so-secret wedding to Jay Z, is often looked upon as the fiercest of the fierce. Not today.

Beyonce, sweetie, your hair may challenge your race and your voice may be fierce, but that dress is just plain TRANNY.

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Kate Hudsen- 100% HOT MESS

Really Kate? When you looked in the mirror right before you left the house/hotel and you saw yourself in that foul purple jacket, did you say to yourself "yeah, I look hot" ??

Leave the purple suede to the gays and Batman villains.