Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Week's Top Picks

100% Fierce: Lauren Conrad

All reality TV junkies love The Hills. And if you say you don't, then you're just lying.

Who wouldn't love seeing a bunch of spoiled (though fabulous) girls in their 20's roll their eyes at each other, flip their hair around, and take unusually long pauses set to emo-punk music?

Despite LC's faux fame and exhausted attempts to prove she has fashion sense beyond big sunglasses combined with headbands, she does get credit as voted 100% fierce for her classic strapless pink dress and big tote combo. Your life might be kind of lame, LC, but your outfit is FIERCE!



100% Tranny: Tila Tequila

Not entirely inappropriately ranked, this Internet-turned-reality bi-sexual superstar appears here in what can only be described as a tragic tranny overalls shit show.

Did we miss the memo, Tila? When did light denim onesies become stylish for anyone over the age of 18 months?

You may have a fierce hair cut and a hot mess fake tan, but that outfit is just plain TRANNY!




100% Hot Mess: The Olsen Twins

OMG What the hell is wrong with these girls?

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