Top Picks- Week of January 30

Thanks to the Screen Actor's Guild Awards and Miley Cyrus' mental meltdown, I've got plenty of fashion fodder for the week.

Unfortunately there can only be one winner for each category.

100% Fierce: Kate Winslet

Kate Winslet, always the classic beauty, marveled the crowd in this spectacular, and certainly flattering, blue fitted gown at the SAG Awards.

Winslet, who's got two movies coming out this winter, will likely do better with her dressing then choice of scripts. Revolutionary Road, the drama starring Leo DeCaprio (yes, the one and only), looks like the most overrated movie of the year with nothing but a bunch of sob scenes and dramatic music. The Reader, on the other hand, stars Winslet as a Nazi, which should make for some jack ass commentary as soon as I see it on an airplane or HBO.

Good work on the outfit, Kate. Not so sure about the movie choices.

100% Tranny: Kate Bosworth

What the hell is wrong with this girl? I'll spare her the ridicule of being 80 lbs but COME ON. Did your dress get caught in the paper shredder on the way to the red carpet? Are you intending to fight crime with that cape?

Wake up, Kate.











100% HOT MESS: Miley Cyrus

Now, I know we haven't talked much about Miley on this site before. That's because she's a child and I won't give her the time of day.

But I couldn't resist commentary on this unfortunate display of ghetto chic/bohemian stupidity.

Somebody keep her away from West Hollywood, where she's clearing getting all of her fashion tips from crack-seeking prostitutes.

Britney is BACK!

omfg we love Britney.

Debuting her kick ass album "Circus" last month, Britney has really made her comeback 10 years after first hitting the pop charts with "Hit Me Baby One More Time"

we've missed you, Brit.

Brit comes to the Bay Area this April. I've got two tickets and a lot of love.

FOT is BACK!

After taking a brief hiatus on Fierce Or Tranny, the site is back in action and updating soon with the HOTTEST shoes, bags, and celebrity fashion.

Stay tuned for more...

The Week's Top Picks (July 16)

Penelope Cruz: 100% FIERCE

So, this dress may look like a hot mess of pink satin feathers, but this Spanish starlett somehow manages to pull it off.

I think just about anyone else would have looked like a total jack ass in a dress only seen in fashion shows hosted by psychotic designers. You know the ones I'm talking about. But Penelope showed us: fashion might be ridiculous, but the fiercest people can always achieve greatness.

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Jessica Alba: 100% TRANNY

Ok, admittedly this was my Halloween costume one year in college. Yes, I had the bustier, the chaps, and fringed gloves. But at least I looked fierce!

Jessica Alba, the smokin' hotty known here for playing Nancy Callahan in Sin City (the little girl turned stripper), can often pull off even the most ghetto outfits. Need we mention Honey?

But unfortunately, the fans of FierceOrTranny.com had something else in mind.

Jessica, you may be the girl every guy in America wants to get with, but that outfit is just plain TRANNY!

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Lucy Liu: 100% HOT MESS

Um, wtf is that?

The New ThatIsFIERCE.com

Check it out now.... ThatIsFIERCE.com (aka FierceOrTranny.com) now offers shoes and handbags to vote on and purchase. Simply click on the item to buy it!

THAT'S MEGA FIERCE!

The Week's Top Picks (July 9)

Anne Hathaway: 100% FIERCE

Last winter was all about red, and no one did it better than the insanely beautiful Anne Hathaway. Rocketed into stardom by her adorable role as "Andy" in The Devil Wears Prada, Hathaway epitomizes classic beauty and youth with her dark hair, fair skin, and giant brown eyes. She was born to wear red!

Love or hate the flowers on this one strap Valentino dress, there's no denying that Hathaway looks totally FIERCE!

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Faith Hill: 100% Tranny

Ok country music superstar, this isn't Grease and you are not Olivia Newton John. Those pants are so tranny, I don't even know where to begin. Perhaps I'll start by asking you where on earth you even managed to find shiny, black, skin-tight, spandex/pleather pants that taper at the ankle? The "I want to look like a cross between the Penguin from Batman and a 1960's musical character" Halloween shop?

And that top? I didn't realize they made curtains that shiny.

Faith, you my have a hot husband and several CMT awards, but that outfit is just plain TRANNY!

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Jordin Sparks: 100% HOT MESS

American Idol winner, and potential linebacker, could not be more of a hot mess in this "hello kitty" I heart NY t-shirt. Why did she even leave the house like that? No, why does she own that shirt?

Jordin, are you actually an American 17-year-old, or are you a 5-year-old Chinese girl? Say GOOD-BYE to the hello kitty and please invest in some decent clothes that won't make me gag on my Pellegrino.

Jordin- your hot mess of an outfit is wearing on my fashion patience just like a Tattoo.

Clear Heels Don't Belong Off the Pole

So don't buy them.... unless of course you're a dancer :-)
These shoes rated: 100% TRANNY